we have freed him

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

FREE HIM

hey

riniochan:

pls click my eggs

(Source: feel-insane)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory boy:
i hate being poor
grandpa:
were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:
hello naughty children its murder time

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

solarsenpai:

this will always be great

(Source: gojira-senpai)

roshistarpupil:

theslowpokewell:

you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time

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but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes

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she has a thing for them

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IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

I’m used to it
—The saddest thing you can hear someone say.  (via 365days-of-lose)

(Source: suckingonlarry)

hey

riniochan:

pls click my eggs

thisisntmydivision:

thisisntmydivision:

Can someone block markiplier’s YouTube channel on my laptop so I can actually get ready for college and not waste away watching hours of these videos

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oh my fucking god

hey

pls click my eggs

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

(Source: ohawkguy)