im really scared tonight cus??yesterday one of the houses on my street got robbed and idk where it was but im scared???to sleep???pray for me goodnight
when you correct the teacher
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT? ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS SHIT? GUESS WHAT IT IS, FAGGOT. THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING QUICK-FIX YOU PLEBIAN, AND THIS SHIT HAS GOT IT GOING OOOOOOOOOONNNNNN.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, ASSHOLE. DO YOU PLAY WITH THIS FUCKING THING? NO?
YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT, FUCKER. THIS THING IS A FUCKING GOD SEND WHEN YOU PLAY IT RIGHT, ASSHAT.
THIS THING HAS A FUCKING +40% HEAL RATE. YOU CAN HEAL YOUR TEAM MATE AT A FUCKING FASTER RATE, BITCH. HOLY SHIT. THAT’S FUCKING COOL. YOU MEAN I CAN BE A FUCKING BRO AND HEAL MY DYING TEAM MATES QUICKER? TALK ABOUT BEING FUCKING AWESOME. HOLY SHIT.
LIKE THE KRITZKRIEG, THIS THING HAS A FUCKING +25% UBERCHARGE RATE. HOLY SHIT. I CAN CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE MY WAY UP A TEAM MATE’S ASS AND GIVE HIM THE ULTIMATE HEALING OF HIS BRO LIFE. YOU HEAR THAT, BROS? HE’S GONNA BE BROKAY.
THIS THING’S UBERCHARGE IS A 300% IMMUNITY RATE AND A FUCKING IMMUNITY TO FUCKING MOVEMENT-IMPAIRING EFFECTS. THAT FUCKING AIRBLASTING PYRO? FUCK HIM. THAT FUCKING SOLDIER TRYING TO BLAST YOU WITH A ROCKET SO YOU CAN BOUNCE BACK? FUCK HIM. THAT SCOUT WITH THE BITCH-A-NATURE? FUCK HIM. THAT DEMOMAN WITH HIS STICKIES? FUCK HIM. FUCK THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
OH, AND YOU CAN RUN AS FAST AS ANY FUCKER WHO IS FASTER THAN YOU WHEN YOU HEAL THEM. I CAN BE THE BITCHIN’ SCOUT MEDIC IF I WANTED TO. FUCK ME.
THIS FUCKING THING’S ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT IT HAS A -50% MAX OVERHEAL, BUT WHO NEEDS THAT SHIT WHEN YOU CAN HEAL ALLLLLL UP THEIR ASS. FUCK THAT SHIT.
ALSO, IF YOU POCKET SOMEONE AS A QUICK-FIX MEDIC, pardon me and my French, but YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. YOUR ONLY FUCKING JOB IS TO FUCKING HEAL PEOPLE AND GET ON WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. YOU HEAL PEOPLE. NOT SOMEONE’S BUDDY-WHORE. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, NURSE BITCH-SHIT.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A FUCKING QUICK-FIX MEDIC, AND THEY ARE HEALING PEOPLE AND DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB, GIVE THEM A FUCKING SANDVICH. THEY EARNED IT, BITCH. YOU CAN BE A BITCHIN’ HEALIN’ MEDIC TOO, IF YOU DO YOUR JOB, FUCKER.
ok but literally how
????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go
where in the. what. how did the. i. what the fuck man
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
getting so close to talk to your crush but then someone gets in your way
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT
I reported sexual harassment at my job almost a year ago, the bastard got fired and I kept my job. I didn’t lose my job and I am still a smart (if not smarter) human being. So FUCK ANYBODY THAT DARES TO TELL OUR KIND, THAT WE ARENT ALOUD TO STAND UP FOR OURSELVES!
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
do u ever feel like a plastic bag
gonna be doing something reeealllyyy cool with these